DE Daddy: Do you want one egg or two?
DE Mommy: One egg is fine.
DE Daddy: OK. Then you'll have one, DS will have two and I'll have two.
DE Mommy: Oh! You were able to cook all 5 eggs at one time! I'm so glad. I was worried you'd have to cook two batches.
DE Daddy: Well, usually, I have 3 and DS has 2. But today, I'm giving, no, I'm donating one of my good eggs to you.
DE Mommy: All I need is one good egg.